Critics' Bite!

here are a few lines i found in an article about critics... they honestly made me laugh, and personally, they reflect a few things i wish i had said about a few movies i ve seen and a few books i ve read!!

The plot thickened, pity the characters

weren’t there to see it happen

A wanton departure from the writer’s

previous ventures into mediocrity

‘Shambolic’ is a word too infrequently

applied to films of this style.

This was Benson’s debut as a playwright.

Described in advertising as a satirical

work, the tragedy unfolded scene by scene.

At times like these I draw inspiration

from my friends and family; the book

provided none

.

It [the movie plot] lumbered along,

collapsed, and writhed on the ground

while the main characters watched.

Awesome!! =0)